LAME Jokes

I broke my ankle, but it looks like it didn’t affect my ‘funny bone’. Some HUMERUS stuff –

The surgery cost an arm and a LEG…. was difficult to FOOT the bill

During 6 weeks non-weight-bearing, its ‘time to put your feet up’… as someone will wait on you hand and FOOT

After 6 weeks, I stubbornly decided it was ‘time to put my foot down’

For physiotherapy, I had to ‘put my best foot forward’ as my SOLE purpose was to walk again normally.

My dad said I needed to ‘stand on my own two feet’. I told him I needed time to HEEL.

Change is AFOOT guys! BRACE yourselves! Soon we will be FOOTloose and fancy free!

Back soon, after this BREAK.